Two Bald Men

The Arabs hate the Jews,
The Spanish hate the Italians.
The Whites hate the Blacks,
and the Browns and the Reds.
The Women hate the Men,
The Hetero hates the Fruits.
The North hates the South,
The Christians hate the Atheists.
The Republicans hate everyone else.
      ---AND VICE VERSA---

And it's always, always, always,
Like two bald men
Fighting over a Comb.